In my opinion, 95 per cent of Orange drivers are good, careful and courteous.
The other 5 per cent leave a lot to be desired, and some should never be allowed near a car.
If that 5 per cent were to make New Year resolutions about driving a car, they might be similar to these ...
I will do my best to: speed through roundabouts; to stay as close as possible to the car in front of me; to drive unlicensed, with alcohol and other drugs in my system; to ignore people using pedestrian crossings.
In other words, to break as many road rules as possible, and generally have a good time doing it.
Do you know this type of driver?
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