JOSH TREMAIN
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Age: 30
Sport: Rugby union with Orange City.
Who is your biggest sporting man crush as why? Roger Federer. I just think he is one of the best sportsmen ever.
What is the best sporting event to take a girl on a date to? A beach volleyball match where we’re both playing so we can check each other out.
What is your signature sporting move? Stirring up the opposition and never taking a backward step.
Who would you nominate for the Most Eligible Sportsman and why? Mitchell Pearce (Orange City teammate), because he’s always talking himself up and he just has beautiful legs.
What should a girl yell out to you to show her support at a sporting event? Come on Blocker, get up and smash him.
If you could be any sportswoman for a day, who would you be? Ana Ivanovic.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? X-ray vision, while being built like the Hulk and flying.
What is your most embarrassing sporting moment? Playing rugby for Yeoval and just running on to the field to run straight back off with a burning sensation on my crotch thanks to too much Deep Heat.
What’s your best pick-up line? Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What is your best sporting achievement? Playing with the NSW Country Cockatoos and winning the Australian Rugby Championship in 2008, and winning back-to-back undefeated Blowes Clothing Cup premierships with Orange City.
What are your interests away from sport? Fishing, clubbing, shooting, camping and chilling by the beach.
MATT FINDLAY
Age: 23
Sport: Cricket with Orange City and Orange.
Who is your biggest sporting man crush as why? Mark Cosgrove (South Australian cricketer). He gives mediocre cricketers everywhere hope.
What is the best sporting event to take a girl on a date to? Lingerie Football League. We can both get something out of that.
What is your signature sporting move? The old blame-everyone-else-when-things-go-wrong trick.
Who would you nominate for the Most Eligible Sportsmen and why? Nathan Rosser (former Orange cricketer). Enough said.
What should a girl yell out to you to show her support at a sporting event? Anything derogatory towards the other team would be better than yelling at me.
If you could be any sportswoman for a day, who would you be? Kate Hollywood (hockey player).
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Batman doesn’t need superpowers, so neither do I.
What is your most embarrassing sporting moment? Attempted to stitch up a teammate by putting Deep Heat on his box. Failed miserably because as I walked out to bat, I realised I’d done it to my own box.
What’s your best pick-up line? Given the chance, we could have the best 37 seconds of my life.
What is your best sporting achievement? Vice-captained Western Zone colts and got a ‘turkey’ in bowling.
What are your interests away from sport? Pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
JUSTIN HOWARTH
Age: 21
Sport: Rugby league with Orange Hawks.
Who is your biggest sporting man crush and why? Brock McGarity (Orange Hawks teammate). I wish I had his body.
What is the best sporting event to take a girl on a date to? A rugby league match.
What is your signature sporting move? Right step - it gets them every time.
Who would you nominate for the Most Eligible Sportsman and why? Todd Barrow (Hawks teammate) because of his cockiness.
What should a girl yell out to you to show her support at a sporting event? I’ll be waiting after the game.
If you could be any sportswoman for a day, who would you be? Ana Ivanovic (tennis player).
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Teleport to anywhere in the world.
What is your most embarrassing sporting moment? Tapping the ball back in to play so it didn’t go over the dead-ball line, and the other side scored.
What’s your best pick-up line? Are you sunburnt, or are you always this hot?
What is your best sporting achievement? Group 10 representative.
What are your interests away from sport? Water-skiing, golf, the Gladstone Hotel and just chillin’.
MAX SYMONS
Age: 18
Sport: Martial arts
Who is your biggest sporting man crush and why? Mitchell Johnson - The skill and the handlebars.
What is the best sporting event to take a girl to on a date to? Men’s figure skating ... if not bowling or something.
What is your signature sporting move? Judo chop
Who would you nominate for the Most Eligible Sportsman and why? Charlie Bubb - a fellow High Impact member and I think his two Australian belt titles speak for themselves.
What should a girl yell out to you to show her support at a sporting event? Max ... Eat a snickers.
If you could be any sportswoman for a day who would it be? Serena Williams, sorry Venus.
If I could have any super power, what would it be? To stretch my limbs out (be a rubber man).
Most embarrassing sporting moment? Showed up to play football ... at the soccer grounds.
What’s your best pick-up line? Not my best, but easily my favourite: Me: Hey, excuse me do you know what material this is? Her: (feels shirt) Cotton? Me: Boyfriend material.
What is your best sporting achievement? Not really a sporting achievement but I’ve lost 50kg from my heaviest.
What are your interests away from sport? Watching anime, eating (mainly at Chef House) and socialising or, as the kids call it, “chillin with friends”.
